COLLECTION PREVIEW ORDERING OPENS SOON

THE FIRST COLLECTION

The drought has
a dress code.

Five new designs.
One familiar favorite.

Wear the joke, bring the mug, take the dry humor with you.

Explore the collection

6 designs

T-SHIRT BLACK

Taken. Not Touched.

$29.99 USD

Provisional price

T-SHIRT CREAM

Married. Loyal. Underrewarded.

$29.99 USD

Provisional price

HOODIE CHARCOAL

Certified Drought Survivor

$59.99 USD

Provisional price

LOGO CAP BLACK

Bedroom Drought Club

$29.99 USD

Provisional price

TUMBLER MATTE BLACK

Loyalty Without Benefits.

$29.99 USD

Provisional price

DESIGN PREVIEW

USD · Provisional price

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